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You Put What, Where?

Gigantic gummy worms, Easter eggs, action figures—prepare to be amazed by these adventures in extreme penetration!  The human body is amazing. We are capable of such feats of athleticism, performance and awe-inspiring activities. Oh, we can also shove really big and weird stuff inside of our holes! What goes into preparing a body for multiple...

Porn Sex vs. Real Sex: XXX Star Missy Martinez Reveals the Difference

Ever get the feeling that your bedroom romps aren’t exactly playing out like your favorite skin-flick scenes? Don’t be silly; of course they’re not. But don’t worry—as blue-screen veteran Missy Martinez explains, everyone’s personal sexual experiences differ drastically from the professional pound sessions of porn.  Okay, I hate to break it to you: Porn sex isn’t...

Semen Sommeliers

Some of our favorite porn performers share their easy-to-swallow thoughts on the joys (and taste) of ball batter. Cum. Jizz. Spunk. Baby gravy. Semen. No matter what you call it (and all the names are pretty funny), it’s an inevitable part of sex with a guy. Cum is a gooey, sticky, hot way for a...