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Dating in XXX

Think it’s hard for you to find the right mate? Imagine trying to find a compatible partner when you’re a sex worker! Better yet, let our XXX-perts tell you all about it. Finding that “special someone” is hard enough under any circumstances. Now imagine you’re a sex worker and are looking for someone who accepts,...

How to Pick Up a Porn Star

HUSTLER asked 25 XXX stars for the best and worst pickup lines they have ever heard. Prepare to laugh…and be flabbergasted by the lines that actually worked. CHLOE BELLE Twitter: @TheChloeBelle_ BEST: “Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.” I’m not...

Getting Nailed!

Looking for a fetish that you can really sink your claws into? Allow these long-taloned ladies to scratch that kinky itch of yours. Is there anything better than getting nailed in a major way? Okay—not that kind of “nailed.” We’re talking about actual fingernails! You’ve probably seen—and been thrilled by—long, manicured and wildly colored claws...