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Working the Kinks In

How to tell your woman that you want to unleash your inner sex freak. It’s nice to fall in love with someone special. To find a best friend that you can curl up on the couch and watch Seinfeld with, share your dreams with, and know in your heart that they’ll always be there to...

Fucking Across the Aisle

Finding sexual compatibility with someone who has different political beliefs than you might seem like an unlikely prospect—but it can happen, even in this age of polarization. There’s no doubt about it, there are deal-breakers in dating. Maybe the girl’s favorite music is anything by Kid Rock, or she can’t seem to form a sentence...

The Long and Short of Penis Enlargement

If the average man was handed a magic wand with the mystical powers to grant him a single wish, you can bet your sweet ass that he wouldn’t waste it on world peace or a cure for cancer. Hell, no. That bastard is going to give himself a 12-inch pecker right out of the gate....