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Fuck Me — But No Kissing!

Swapping spit is usually considered a standard component of bumping uglies—but it’s not for everybody. We dig into the psychology and logistics of slobber-free screwing. Step inside the red-light district of Amsterdam, and it’s hard not to take advantage of the opportunity to go window-shopping for sex. There are hundreds of legal prostitutes standing seductively...

Ugly Dudes With Hot Chicks: What Gives?

Why do so many attractive women seem to go for homely guys? (Spoiler alert: It’s not always money.) Join us as we unravel the mystery of the Beauty and the Beast dynamic. “I am not an animal! I am a human being. I am a man.” – J. Merrick If you’ve been out on the...

Taking a Stand on Upright Sex

Show-business productions like Sex/Life have created renewed interest in acrobatic sex positions, but be careful—screwing while upright can lead to a literal pain in the ass.  To truly enjoy having sex standing up, you presumably have to be a cross between a circus performer and a sociopath. Nevertheless, ever since Netflix dropped its series Sex/Life—a...