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Don’t Fear the Queefer

Often maligned as the kissing cousin of flatulence, queefs are nothing to be ashamed of—and they might even be considered a compliment for a job well done. The noisy beasts come on without any warning, and regardless of which region of the world they occur in, they all carry a tune that sounds a hell...

Feminist Men Get Laid More!

According to a recent survey, guys who believe in gender equality score more pussy than their patriarchal counterparts—so support the cause! Utter the word “feminism” down at the neighborhood bar and grill in conservative America, and there could be trouble. It’s a term that invokes fear in petty men, presumably those convinced that the ethos...

Penis Pet Names: An Explainer

Why do so many of us feel the need to assign silly sobriquets to our junk? Is it a sign of a sexual hang-up, or just good, dirty fun? We dig deep for answers. We’re going to give it to you straight, America; you might have some deep-seated issues that will require years of therapy...