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Love Bites

Looking to sink your teeth into the act of erotic biting? Chew on this… Love hurts, especially when the people we choose to love—regardless of whether it’s for a night, a week or just until something better comes along—insist on biting all over our bodies like they’re gnawing on an old rubber chew toy. We’re...
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Fuck Me — But No Kissing!

Swapping spit is usually considered a standard component of bumping uglies—but it’s not for everybody. We dig into the psychology and logistics of slobber-free screwing. Step inside the red-light district of Amsterdam, and it’s hard not to take advantage of the opportunity to go window-shopping for sex. There are hundreds of legal prostitutes standing seductively...
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Ugly Dudes With Hot Chicks: What Gives?

Why do so many attractive women seem to go for homely guys? (Spoiler alert: It’s not always money.) Join us as we unravel the mystery of the Beauty and the Beast dynamic. “I am not an animal! I am a human being. I am a man.” – J. Merrick If you’ve been out on the...