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Sleep-Whacking

Exploring the phenomenon of sexsomnia, a sleep disorder that causes people to get 40 wanks along with their 40 winks. Everyone knows someone who sleepwalks, but chances are they’ve never met anyone who sleep-whacks—until it’s too late. They could be all cozied up in bed next to a new lay, dreaming about getting their muffs...

What Turns Women Off?

Forget farting in bed or belching at the dinner table—here are the things that will really put you in the No-Bone Zone with the ladies… Ask a man to identify the leading complaints straight American women have about their partners, and he might mention burping at the dinner table or farting in bed. However, according...

Call Me Daddy?

What does it say about a woman if she likes to call her lover by a paternal pet name? And what about the guys who like it? We dive into the complicated issue. It should be considered a dark stain on the fabric of society that couples are required to have cutesy pet names for...