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Distressed by Her Dress?

Worried that your girl dresses too provocatively when she’s at work or out on the town? Here’s why you should put your ego in check and stop stressing about her wardrobe. One of the leading complaints men often have about their relationships with women is that they dress far too sexy for the outside world....

Cock Ring Calamity

Sure, it might be tempting to slap one of these coital contraptions onto your junk in search of a good fucking time, but beware—without the proper precautions, you could end up snaring your schlong in a very uncomfortable situation. Any man who’s worth his weight in jizz (whatever that means) has passed through the neon...

Whacking at Work: A Cautionary Tale

Experts suggest that self-pleasure breaks at work could help reduce stress and increase productivity. But beware; if you get caught, you could end up using that hand to fill out unemployment forms. We’ve all had a job at one time or another where the big boss man is always screaming at us to stop jerking...