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Music to Your Ears?

Everyone knows that many people find musicians sexy, but are they actually any better in bed than those who don’t play an instrument? It has been said that music is life. Without it, the world would be a pretty craptastic place to reside. If not for the ability to come home after a long, wretched...

Dirty Deeds, Done Domestically

Looking to become more attractive to women? Never mind movie-star looks and big bank accounts—try doing the laundry and breaking out the vacuum once in a while. For decades, tall, dark and handsome has been the gold standard for what most women consider the ideal specimen of a man. Guys like Keanu Reeves and Jason...

Road Head Warriors

Sure, getting a blowjob while cruising around behind the wheel might sound like the ultimate joyride, but be careful—you’re likely to hit some bumpy road on the path to auto-erotic bliss. The summer travel season is upon us, which means millions of Americans are about to get out on the highway for a taste of...