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The Couple That Strokes Together…

Getting in touch with the many relationship benefits of mutual masturbation. There are loads of couples in committed relationships right now silently sitting in their respective recliners, watching television, secretly wishing that a giant asteroid would come crashing through the roof and end it all. The romance is long gone, and they’re no longer regularly...

Real or Fake? The Great Breast Debate

Are surgically enhanced boobs best, or is natural the way to go? Join us as we weigh in on the eternal discussion. It is perhaps man’s greatest victory to get a woman’s shirt off. Unleashing those ta-tas is often the first telltale sign that, as long as he doesn’t do something really stupid to screw...

Sex on the Side

Sure, the idea of having a backup boo in addition to your main squeeze might sound great, but be careful—if you don’t go about it the right way, it could lead to hurt feelings and maybe a smashed windshield. While some of us genetically inferior slobs are out there trying like hell to get laid...