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Fuck-Buddy Finesse

Navigating a friends-with-benefits relationship can be tricky, but play your cards right and you could find yourself balls-deep in commitment-free fucking. Listen closely to what’s going on outside at this very moment and you will hear something absolutely, positively horrifying. No, it’s not the latest rights-eroding decision being handed down by the Supreme Court, even...

Want to Play With My Toys?

Why you should stop worrying and learn to love your woman’s sex toy collection. It’s no secret by now that men often feel threatened by a woman’s sex toys. They see them as some kind of fierce competition, like they’re on deck to steal their entire family at the first sign of impotence. The contemptuous...

Hot Body, Bad Sex?

Why it’s a big mistake to assume that a fit, attractive partner will automatically translate into a superior sexual experience. Everyone is out there trying to fuck well above their grade. It’s the reason so many average-looking people have celebrity crushes, while they have a beer-bellied mutant sleeping in their bed. If they could snag...