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Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!

Exploring the mysterious but troublesome affliction of female premature orgasm. Ever since cavemen started crawling on top of women and humping their brains out in the weeds for approximately 2.5 seconds before rolling over in a pile of dinosaur dung for a nap, women have been complaining about men who come too fast. Sure, they...
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Going Meatless?

Some so-called sex experts have asserted that, since most women don’t climax through penile penetration alone, they should forgo dick entirely. But are straight women really ready to give up their regular dose of Vitamin D? Spend enough time on social media and it appears that America’s sex educators are trying to phase out the...
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Dick on Deck

Yes, there’s a pretty good chance that your woman already has another guy in mind to take your place if your relationship goes south. The good news is, there are ways to prevent things from getting to that point. Any man who’s been hitched to a significant other for a while may reside in a...