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How Many Licks?

We tackle the age-old question of just how long you should be spending downtown before moving on to the main fucking act. When we were young and impressionable young whippersnappers with hardly any pubes on our balls, the television told us that it takes precisely three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie...

From Farm to Fap

Food and sex are sometimes a tasty combination for couples, but some people include edible items in their solo sessions too. Beware, though; there are precautions to take when making love to a partner you picked up in the produce aisle. For centuries, couples have been using food to enhance their sex lives. World renowned...

Throw Us Some Curves!

Never mind the stick-thin standard of female beauty that many people adhere to—join us as we sing the praises of full-figured women. There is a specific body type that is often expected of women in America if they are to be sexually desired: small. Yep, if ladies want to be oohed and ahhed at, many...