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Porking Pet Peeves

Whether it’s painful back scratches or an overly sweaty partner, most people have that one thing that ticks them off during sex. Here’s how to get past the nuisances and get back to aggravation-free boning. There’s always someone doing something that drives us nuts, even in the bedroom. While there’s a load of sexual advice...

What’s Your Penis Lie?

New research has found that—shocker!—guys stretch the truth when it comes to their dong dimensions. But why? We size up the situation. In this day and age of divisiveness and quarrel, we are often reminded that all men are created equal—which may be a central tenet of the Declaration of Independence, but by some measurements,...

Third-Party Access

Sure, threeways sound like a great idea—until you find yourself feeling like a  third wheel that’s being neglected by the couple you’re playing with. Here’s how to avoid this common threesome buzzkill. There are undoubtedly loads of people out there right now trying to figure out how they can get into a threesome. There are...