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Coming Up Short?

Chin up, short kings; your height might not be the impediment you think it is when it comes to meeting women. In the fickle world of wooing, some women set specific parameters as to who they will pork, who they might consider dating and who they absolutely won’t have anything to do with. Short men,...
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Warning: Choking Hazard!

Coming to grips with the many dangerous risks of erotic asphyxiation. DISCLAIMER: The ideas expressed in this article are for informational and entertainment purposes only, and do not constitute medical advice or an endorsement of the behavior described in the article. It seems that the younger generations are going for the throat when it comes to...
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Mark of the (Sex) Beast

Join us as we sink our teeth into the sucky subject of hickeys. As horny teens, one indication that a youngster has finally snaked their way into the naughty origins of their sexuality is the gruesome advent of a hickey. They might show up to math class one morning trying to act all coy, perhaps...