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KRISTINA’S RECIPE FOR GHETTO SANGRIA:

1 BOTTLE OF KORBEL

1 BOTTLE OF WELCH’S GRAPE JUICE

1 McDONALD’S CUP

What flavor would Kristina Rose be if she were ice cream? It’s a trick question because she would be her own flavor. And it wouldn’t be ice cream. It would just be a fun sensation in your mouth that gets you high.

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