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69 Ways To Spend Your Anal Money

KRISTINA’S RECIPE FOR GHETTO SANGRIA: 1 BOTTLE OF KORBEL 1 BOTTLE OF WELCH’S GRAPE JUICE 1 McDONALD’S CUP What flavor would Kristina Rose be if she were ice cream? It’s a trick question because she would be her own flavor. And it wouldn’t be ice cream. It would just be a fun sensation in your...

Shine Bright Like A Diamond

She dwells in one of those fancy apartment buildings with all the amenities in the heart of West Hollywood. Her place has the aura of Madame Olenska. With the curtains closed, there’s incense burning and plum-colored candles glowing in the daytime darkness. A large bookshelf is stacked high to the ceiling with everything from Harry...

Ass to Mouth

The celebrated cult author and hardcore doyenne known as Ashley Blue leads us down the dark hole of gonzo in this taste from her “porno memoir” Girlvert. Don’t believe the glamorous illusions. They aren’t as hot as the melted mascara of truth running down the red cheek of a real girl. Don’t cheat me out...