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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kylie Page

Oklahoma—as the old song has it, it’s the land of wind-swept plains and sweet-smelling, wavin’ wheat.  It’s also the home of Tulsa native Kylie Page, the sweet-faced subject of this edition of HUSTLER Two-Timers.  Blond beauty Page first swept into HUSTLER viewers’ hearts with the June ’18 issue of America’s Magazine. In her layout “One-Night......
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The Top 5%: OnlyFans Superstars

OnlyFans has taken the world by storm. Droves of adult stars have made profiles in recent years and posted XXX content. Their fans are flooded with amazing, nasty, downright hot scenes, with daily updates, custom video opportunities and exclusive clips. So what does it take to achieve success on this platform and rake in the......
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In the Beginning: The Origins of COVID-19

Was COVID-19 transmitted from animals to humans, or did well-meaning scientists unleash a Frankenstein virus on the world? Soon after the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, in February 2020, the prestigious British medical journal The Lancet published a letter signed by 27 public health experts vowing, “We stand together to strongly condemn conspiracy theories suggesting......
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Harvey Wasserman: The Excellent Adventures of a Perennial Activist

From desegregating public places to the Civil Rights March Against Fear to protesting the Vietnam War to resisting nuclear power plants to ensuring clean energy and fair elections, wherever our rights need defending, it’s there you’ll find Harvey Wasserman. Since the 1960s the veteran activist/journalist/historian has been at the forefront of progressive causes, and this......
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Terms of Use HUSTLERSUBSCRIPTION.COM Last Updated: August 1, 2019 This page contains the Terms of Use and User Agreement (“Agreement”) between you and LFP Publishing Group, LLC (“LFP”), the publisher of this Hustler Magazine Web site (the “Site”). The term “Site” as it is used in this Agreement includes any associated online and mobile websites, all subdomains......
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Resist: How to be an Effective Activist

If you are frustrated, depressed or angry at the ass-backward triumph of Trump, it’s time to get out of your funk by doing something. Signing another lame online petition before anaesthetizing with Netflix, Hulu or YouTube isn’t going to cut it. In the words of famed 20th-century activist and songwriter Joe Hill, “Don’t waste any......
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HUSTLER Casino Live: High Stakes & Huge Pots

Larry Flynt’s flagship card room presents exceptional livestream poker with prime-time production values. Tucked away in the opulent high-stakes Crystal Room, chips and cards are being laid out for a $100/$200 No Limit Texas Hold’em game where nine players will be buying in for a minimum of $20,000 on up to $100,000. The unique cast......
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Medical Quackery

A Journey to the Fringes of American Medicine “So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous—whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light…supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way…and then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks [COVID] out in......
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Hard and Fast

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR:  DERRICK PIERCE.STARRING:  CAMERON DEE, PHOENIX MARIE, RAVEN ROCKETTE, COURTNEY TAYLOR, SIENNA DAY, RICHIE CALHOUN, AARON WILCOXXX & DERRICK PIERCE.Believe it or not, the world’s top motorcycle makers got together years ago and agreed to limit top speeds to 300 kilometers an hour. That’s only 186 mph! The Italians at MV Agusta, of course,......
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The Job Pirate

A hero for today’s workplace, this professional pretender worked 82 jobs over the past 20 years, from CEO to porn writer to morgue driver. Meet Brandon Christopher, part con artist, part hustler – 100% funny – and learn important tips, like: why just quit when you can take a dump on your boss’s brand-new Benz?......
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2019: The Year in Sex and Porn, Part II

We’re back with Part II of our year-end/rear-end roundup, and the votes are in: Social-media discrimination against sex workers can go suck a bag of dicks. But it’s not all doom and gloom as Romi Rain and Jenny Blighe sound off on the rise of female porn directors, nose fetishism and Cardi B’s AVN Awards......
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Stagg Party

Renowned adult photographer Ellen Stagg on her XXX journey, living by the Golden Rule, working with Snoop Dogg and her stunning new book, Free to Be Naked. The best kind of modesty is when a living legend is genuinely unaware of their stature in the eyes of admirers and peers alike. Just one of the......
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Mamma Mia!

Get ready for an X-rated Mother’s Day you’ll never forget. HUSTLER proudly presents…the Mom Squad. Fertile, fierce and very DTF. Bump jobs, belly expansion, pasta, creameries (we think this is an Australian creampie; our researchers are still looking into it): Nature’s greatest miracle is a potent playground of popular taboo pleasures. Sex workers who share......
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Never Forget Your First

Larry Flynt may be gone, but his indelible legacy as a free speech champion must live on. There’s been a lot of free speech about free speech lately. Much of it—particularly from those defending Donald Trump—is bullshit. But the First Amendment protects free speech that is bullshit. You have the right to be wrong. You......
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Sullen Art & Sullen Angels

The Sullen Art Collective’s business model, based on the barter system, has not only survived but thrived. HUSTLER profiles this unique company… and the gorgeous angels who promote the Sullen brand. Two decades ago Jeremy Hanna and Ryan Smith worked day and night to realize their dream of running a successful clothing line. Based out......
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Kristen Liu-Wong: The Fine Art of Nudie Cards

The golden age of porn gets a millennial makeover from Los Angeles-based artist Kristen Liu-Wong, who has made it her personal mission to recreate a collector’s deck of HUSTLER cards from the ’90s. Join us for a tour inside her brightly colored world of BDSM and erotic nostalgia. HUSTLER: So first things first, where did......
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The Breeders

[Voice of Jerry Seinfeld] “What’s the deal with breeding?!” Seriously though, what does it mean to have a breeding kink, and how is it more than just a deliberate creampie surprise? As with any fetish, it’s open to interpretation. Some people actually want to get pregnant and have as many babies as possible; others use......
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Chas Ray Krider: SEX NOIR

Revel in his photos. Every image tells a story. The viewer hides in the shadows, privy to all that goes on behind closed doors. Legendary fetish photographer and sensual surrealist Chas Ray Krider relies on his lens to capture ultra-private scenes of mystery and perversion. His published works include three solo books, Motel Fetish, Do......
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Last Ho Down at the BunnyRanch

Like everyone at Nevada’s premiere brothel, the Moonlite BunnyRanch, I was shocked by the news of Dennis Hof’s sudden death on October 16, 2018, just two days after he celebrated his 72nd birthday. Incredibly, exactly three weeks later America’s Pimp Master General won a highly coveted seat to represent the 36th district in the Nevada......
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Fire Sale: American Democracy

Wealthy elites have always exercised a disproportionate influence in the political realm, but in 21st century America they now completely rule the roost. Our democracy has degenerated into a full-fledged oligarchy—and that’s not just leftist boilerplate, but the verdict of a new study by two scholars at Princeton University. Martin Gilens and Benjamin Page examined......
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Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded Vol. 2

Ready to take a gut-busting walk down the aisle? Half of all marriages might end in divorce, but these matrimony-themed jokes are 100% laugh-inducing! Go ahead; get hitched to hilarity. “Well, it’s official: The honeymoon is over!” “Oh, Mother, I’m so happy! Just think…all that cocksucking is over with!” “And do you, Elizabeth, take James......
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Coming Out Like A Porn Star

WHAT’S IT LIKE TO COME OUT TO PARENTS, FRIENDS OR THE PTA AND EXPOSE THAT YOU WORK IN THE SEX INDUSTRY? FIND OUT IN THIS SAMPLING OF BRAVE, FUNNY, POIGNANT, POWERFUL STORIES COLLECTED AND EDITED BY PREEMINENT PORN STAR JIZ LEE IN THE NEW ANTHOLOGY COMING OUT LIKE A PORN STAR.        NOOOOOOOODIE......
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Mindfulness: The Secret to Mindblowing Sex

Looking for a better bang? Get your head in the game! There’s nothing sexier than getting your freak on and, when you’re about to come, your lover checks their Twitter.  Oh, did I say “nothing sexier?” I meant, “nothing more annoying and gross.” More and more lately, people are getting distracted in the bedroom, and......
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Fap to the Future

It’s too bad there is no national archive for porn. No Presidential library wings dedicated to vintage copies of Swank (or HUSTLER, for that matter). Because porn is so much more than a picture on a screen or page—it’s a horny time capsule, a window into the world of the person who once cherished it.......
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About Her Emails

How Donald Trump and the media played you for fools…and still do. “This is bigger than Watergate!” 2016 Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised. “We have only seen the tip of the iceberg!” he warned. “She should be in prison!” he bellowed, targeting his opponent Hillary Clinton. “She shouldn’t be allowed to run!” he railed again......
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Phil Hellmuth: Positivity & the Poker Brat

Whether Phil Hellmuth is the most obnoxious player in poker (his reputation) or the nicest (Phil’s own claim), one thing is certain: The Poker Brat is the game’s greatest tournament player. Phil has 15 World Series of Poker victories, while runners-up Doyle Brunson, Johnny Chan and Phil Ivey have managed only ten each. Phil is......
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Expansion Kink: A Growing Fetish

For performers and fans of this fascinating kink, bigger is always better. The old adage that “bigger is better” is 100% true when it comes to the fetish world of expansion. From growing bellies to breasts looking like they’re about to explode and even being turned into a blueberry—this inflating niche has us ready to......
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A Green New Deal

The Green New Deal (GND) must be a great idea. How do I know? Just listen to wing nuts on the Right, like Sean Hannity of Fox News. He freaked out about the plan for millions of new jobs and clean, renewable sources of energy, which—with a straight face—he labeled a “serious threat to our......
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The Smithereens: Lost and Found

More than 40 years after their inception, The Smithereens are far from—to quote one of their many hits—only a memory. Still rocking their legions of devoted fans, the band is also releasing an unearthed collection of gems from their past, The Lost Album. The Smithereens are America’s Band. Formed in New Jersey in 1980, the......

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