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The End Is Here

Brendon Small talks Metalocalypse and Dethklok At first, I was clueless how to approach an interview with Brendon Small, creator of Adult Swim’s hit animated comedy Metalocalypse—a series that follows five imbecilic musicians collectively known as Dethklok. The show, which first aired in 2006, pokes fun at the inanity of starfuckers through a maniacal display......

Joanna Angel & Stoya: The Interview

In this powerful, exclusive interview, two XXX superstars open up about stripping naked in front of strangers for the first time, the power of red, domming for dollars… and porn unicorns. STOYA: Joanna! I read your latest book. JOANNA ANGEL: I couldn’t believe how quickly you replied to me when I asked you to read......

Let’s Dance: Hitting the Road With XXX Stars

What would it be like to get a lap dance from your favorite porn star? Wonder no more, as these five-star feature dancers bring the party to you! Lots of people travel for work, but for topflight feature dancers, it’s a labor of love. Like Maverick or Captain Marvel, these jet-set erotic artists are cut......

Goonettes: Born 4 Porn

Meet the Goonettes: Girlverts who celebrate porn and perversion without shame or restraint. Porn is life. That may seem a bit extreme to the casual viewer, but for gooners, it is an axiom that binds together a community dedicated to judgment-free expression and the exploration of sexuality, identity and desire. First, let’s take a giant......

My First DP

Do not adjust your screens. Yes, you’re seeing double. No, you’re not having a stroke…yet. It’s your favorite song, the sun on your face and a dopamine sundae all rolled into one: Double-penetration sex is just so deliciously, decadently extra. In this special feature, HUSTLER celebrates the superhuman porn deities whose sublime tradecraft is a......

Chuck Palahniuk’s Brutal Beauty

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.” We met up with the man who wrote those immortal lines to break his most famous rules —and a few more. Before Tyler Durden fist-fought his way......

HUSTLER: The Cartoons

Outrageous! Irreverent! Funny! They were the words Larry Flynt used to describe what he was looking for in a HUSTLER cartoon. Larry considered the cartoons to be as important, if not more important than any other element of his magazine. In a single frame they have the ability to convey biting political satire, thought-provoking social......

Steph Tolev: Filth Queen

Steph Tolev’s star is on a meteoric rise as both a stand-up comedian and comic actress. Her 2025 Netflix special Filth Queen was promoted and produced by Bill Burr’s All Things Comedy, and she’s been landing the sort of acting roles she always dreamed of: Roasting Jean Smart’s Deborah Vance on HBO’s Hacks, berating Stavros......

Flula Borg: “I Love America”

Flula Borg is the rarest of species: A happy-go-lucky Hun. As confusing as the idea of an irrepressible German might be, equally confounding is the successful career Flula’s carved out in American entertainment, based as it is on his work as a “hype man,” loading “dope” tunes to YouTube and cheery chats on Conan—okay, plus......

Virtual Sex in the Real World

Have sex with different partners every single day…safely. Finding a great relationship has always been a challenge, but it’s been tougher since COVID—at least for those of us looking for a three-dimensional partner. Online dating, hookup apps and social media have facilitated a variety of happy endings for quarantined lonely hearts, but there are other......

Gooning Gods and Goddesses

Masturbating for hours until you’re in a trancelike state before you finally come…for fans of gooning, the waiting is the hardest (and hottest) part. I think we can all agree that orgasms are pretty fucking amazing. The feeling of release and ecstasy coursing through your body can’t be beat. Now imagine you’re watching your favorite......

Mental Load-Blocks

Thinking about baseball to keep from coming too soon is so passé; read on for some truly out-there images that guys put in their heads to boost their endurance in the sack. It has been said that baseball is all the average man needs to think about to keep from blowing his load too soon.......

Asshole of the Month: Kevin Stitt

Oklahoma is the latest state reverting to the Dark Ages, when women had to use a coat hanger or seek a back-alley quack to get an abortion, thanks largely to Governor Kevin Stitt, another Bible-thumping Republican troglodyte. He signed off on the new bill that will charge any medical professional terminating a pregnancy at any......

Fuck Me — But No Kissing!

Swapping spit is usually considered a standard component of bumping uglies—but it’s not for everybody. We dig into the psychology and logistics of slobber-free screwing. Step inside the red-light district of Amsterdam, and it’s hard not to take advantage of the opportunity to go window-shopping for sex. There are hundreds of legal prostitutes standing seductively......

Asshole of the Month: Jim Jordan

Representative Jim Jordan from Ohio may be the most extreme, far-right legislator in all of Congress, earning a perfect score from the American Conservative Union. What did he have to do to earn this dubious honor? First, he corraled 78 freshmen radicals into a posse called the Republican Study Committee andwent headhunting for heretics who......

Fetish Spotlight: Feminization Kink

These dommes excel at helping their subs bring out their feminine side. There are so many avenues of pleasure in the realm of BDSM and FemDom. While we might immediately think of spankings, being tied up or licking the boots of a powerful dominatrix, there is another lane many may not be aware of: feminization,......

Asshole of the Month: Kristi Noem

After the monster flood that killed at least 135 people in the Texas Hill Country in July, survivors who had lost everything but their lives struggled to find food, shelter and medical care. Yet two-thirds of their calls to the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) disaster assistance line went unanswered because Department of Homeland Security......

HUSTLER Classic: Snaky, Snaky

Talk about an animal attraction.  Normally preoccupied with the obsessive exploration of pussies, HUSTLER took a turn toward the herpetological in its April ’83 issue, via the pictorial “Shana: Snake Charmer.” Slithering across ten pages of the issue, the Clive McLean-lensed pictorial juxtaposed one of the most prized creatures on Earth—a hot young woman—with one......

Go to Fucking Sleep!

Suffering from insomnia? Never mind the sleep aids at the pharmacy, we have a much sexier way for you to get some solid shut-eye… In the wee hours of the night, while the rest of the world is tucked away safe and sound, dreaming about roses and rainbows, there’s another group out there–men and women......

Asshole of The Month: Andrew Wheeler

Fans of Trump’s musical-chairs circus over the last four years may remember Scott Pruitt, former head of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), as one of the most entertainingly corrupt clowns of all time. Pruitt spent $43,000 in taxpayer money to install a soundproof phone booth in his EPA office, had a 24/7 security detail following......

The Great Deregulation Con

Near the end of his first year in the White House, Donald Trump hosted an absurd episode of reality TV. Standing next to enormous stacks of blank paper in the Roosevelt Room, the President snipped a red ribbon symbolizing all the “red tape” he claimed to have cut since his inauguration. “For many decades an......

Asshole of the Month: Ann Coulter

When the name Ann Coulter is mentioned, a flood of words comes to mind: mean, angry, extremist, conservative, inflammatory, hideous, arrogant, male. Regarding that last adjective, we are speaking specifically of a male who is angry because he looks like a woman—sort of. You could throw the adjective ugly into the mix, but that’s probably......

This Ain’t [Fill In Blank]

Like Airplane! or The Naked Gun, porn parodies dare to poke fun at the characters and stories we hold sacred. And while some are definitely worth their salt—that Captain Marvel XXX flick with Kenzie Taylor looks bonkers—others are just downright hilarious, if not deeply disturbing in their interpretations. Behold, the best and worst of porn......

My Bloody Valentine

Chocolates? Candy? Jewelry? How about murder? Read our list of the worst Valentine’s Days. Ever. And be grateful for that shitty Whitman’s Sampler from CVS. • Juan Manuel Navarro and Ignacia Manriquez had three children together when Juan suddenly ended the relationship in 1993. Then Juan decided he wanted her back. Ignacia wasn’t into it.......

Long-Distance Domination

Domming Goes Virtual in the COVID-19 Era As many of us head into our third week of self-isolation and shelter in place, people are doing their damnedest to adapt in a world where contact is increasingly verboten. It’s one thing if you’re a graphic designer—working from home is a seamless transition—but a global pandemic is......

Fahrenheit 451: Wyoming

No one loved a book bonfire quite like the Nazis. Of course, that was 80 years ago in Germany. Closer to home, in present day Wyoming, fascism is alive and well in Cheyenne’s libraries. As reported by NBC News, librarians in the Equality State (hilarious) are facing the possibility of prosecution for stocking books deemed......

Dangerous Powers

Finally, even that old hawk John McCain woke up to the fact that Congress had betrayed its Constitutional obligation after 9/11 by granting President George W. Bush and those who’d come after him unlimited executive power to take the nation to war. In panic over the devastating attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon,......

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