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Dangerous Powers

Finally, even that old hawk John McCain woke up to the fact that Congress had betrayed its Constitutional obligation after 9/11 by granting President George W. Bush and those who’d come after him unlimited executive power to take the nation to war. In panic over the devastating attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon,......

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Tantalizing Tongues

Join us as we get forked with three XXX sirens who sport split tongues. Get ready, because the phrase “getting tongue-tied” is about to take on a wild (and sexy) new meaning! Join us as three amazing adult stars who have split tongues share their experiences with the process, and explain the pain and pleasures...

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The XXX powerhouse bares all in her newest venture, the Close Friends podcast. With the determination and ambition of Alexander the Great, Kazumi is in a constant state of expansion. Her empire is as impressive as it is far-reaching: burgers, sex toys, online education—even vagina-inspired footwear (more on that further down). It should come as...

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Looking to get busy with your sweetie on your vacation? Beware—in our increasingly surveillance-heavy society, someone else could be looking too. One of the first things vacationing couples do after dropping their bags off at a hotel is drop their drawers, wasting no time messing up those perfectly tucked bed sheets. There’s something about being...

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Exploring the delicate art of avoiding post-hookup awkwardness. Sleeping with someone you just met—say, after dominating trivia night at the local bar—is one of the few pure thrills left on this rotten planet. One minute you’re strangers, the next you’re rolling around like feral animals, and if your brain were doing the thinking instead of...

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