“Well, fuck me! He does have a sexual-assault permit.”
“Well, fuck me! He does have a sexual-assault permit.”...
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“No more for that fella. He has to drive!”
“No more for that fella. He has to drive!”...
“Sorry, I don’t service Republican politicians.”
“Sorry, I don’t service Republican politicians.”...
“The ol’ lady practically begged for anal sex last night! And believe me, the strap-on she used on my ass was huge!”
“The ol’ lady practically begged for anal sex last night! And believe me, the strap-on she used on my ass was huge!”...
“The best thing about post-elections is knowing that half of the politicians lost!”
“The best thing about post-elections is knowing that half of the politicians lost!”...
“McCain has supported abortion in cases of rape or incest, amnesty for illegal immigrants and is interested in stem cell research. On the other hand, Barack Obama is a nigger.”
“McCain has supported abortion in cases of rape or incest, amnesty for illegal immigrants and is interested in stem cell research. On the other hand, Barack Obama is a nigger.”...
“Could this baby bring down, say, a rogue elephant…on her period?!”
“Could this baby bring down, say, a rogue elephant…on her period?!”...
“Think about it: I can fuck her, then you can fuck her. No hard feelings. Then we’re able to head downtown and hang out together. That’s what separates us from humans!”
“Think about it: I can fuck her, then you can fuck her. No hard feelings. Then we’re able to head downtown and hang out together. That’s what separates us from humans!”...
“Hello. Congress just passed the FISA bill, granting immunity to us, the telephone companies, so we’ll continue to spy on whomever we want, and you can’t do shit about it! Have a nice day.”
“Hello. Congress just passed the FISA bill, granting immunity to us, the telephone companies, so we’ll continue to spy on whomever we want, and you can’t do shit about it! Have a nice day.”...
“I apologize for having an affair while my wife was battling cancer. She lost her hair, gained weight, cried all the time, wouldn’t put out and smelled funny. I should at least get some points for having better taste in the sluts I fuck compared to the cows Bill Clinton nailed.”
“I apologize for having an affair while my wife was battling cancer. She lost her hair, gained weight, cried all the time, wouldn’t put out and smelled funny. I should at least get some points for having better taste in the sluts I fuck compared to the cows Bill Clinton nailed.”...
“Will you quit flip-flopping, John! Pick a hole and go with it!”
“Will you quit flip-flopping, John! Pick a hole and go with it!”...
“Dammit, Marcia, my company is making a fortune producing body bags! Who the hell do you think I’m voting for?!”
“Dammit, Marcia, my company is making a fortune producing body bags! Who the hell do you think I’m voting for?!”...
“Gosh, Ted, we have so much in common! I have an eight-inch dick too!”
“Gosh, Ted, we have so much in common! I have an eight-inch dick too!”...
“The chili looks good!”
“The chili looks good!”...
“It’s easy: Just make your wife disappear.”
“It’s easy: Just make your wife disappear.”...
“Sending $158 million worth of cigarettes to Iran is one way to kill them. And while we’re at it, let’s send some E-coli spinach, tainted tomatoes and mad cow beef!”
“Sending $158 million worth of cigarettes to Iran is one way to kill them. And while we’re at it, let’s send some E-coli spinach, tainted tomatoes and mad cow beef!”...
“You can’t blame me for the country goin’ down the shithole! I’ve never voted in my life!”
“You can’t blame me for the country goin’ down the shithole! I’ve never voted in my life!”...
