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“I apologize for having an affair while my wife was battling cancer. She lost her hair, gained weight, cried all the time, wouldn’t put out and smelled funny. I should at least get some points for having better taste in the sluts I fuck compared to the cows Bill Clinton nailed.”
“I apologize for having an affair while my wife was battling cancer. She lost her hair, gained weight, cried all the time, wouldn’t put out and smelled funny. I should at least get some points for having better taste in the sluts I fuck compared to the cows Bill Clinton nailed.”
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