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All magazines December 2015
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HUSTLER Magazine's December 2015 Issue

 

Featured Articles

#Selfies

HUSTLER models aren’t just beautiful. They’re smart and witty, quirky and clumsy, passionate and downright ballsy. To know them is to love them. So we’ve compiled the best tweets...

Booty Call

So you claim to be an ass aficionado. Test your knowledge here, and win Larry’s Favorite Magazine free for a year! Just click the image at left and match the bodacious butt to the beautiful 2015...

Goodbye, Wall Street—Hello, Porn

In 2015 Veronica Vain left her highpower Wall Street investment gig to become a XXX star. You might think she’s crazy, but for her it was a natural move. She’s got a plan to...

Match Her Snatch

Win HUSTLER Magazine free for a year! Each of these delectable quims belongs to a Honey who stripped naked for us in 2015. Simply click the image at left and match the snatch to its rightful owner....

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Scheerleader

Paul Scheer is truly a man for all television seasons. From his foibles on the FXX hit The League to his roundhouse ass-kickery in Adult Swim’s NTSF SD: SUV::, he’s been synonymous with all...

Featured Honeys

Skin Diamond

Power Play

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
6 Photos

Mia Malkova & Riley Reid

Ladies' Choice

Photography by Tammy Sands
14 Photos

Marley Brinx

Shake Me Up

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
13 Photos

Avy & Dan

Roofies

Classic photography by Matti Klatt
6 Photos

Ash Hollywood

The Dom Next Door

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
5 Photos

Publisher's Statement

GOP Clown Parade

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart have given up their shows, but lovers of comedy need not despair—the Republican Presidential circus is in full swing. Every four years the clown parade swells—now it’s become a virtual Mister America pageant of slick talking heads all parroting the most banal clichés and bromides. Any halfwit capable of speaking…

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Showcases

Busty Beauties: Big Tit Buffet

Busty Beauties: Big Tit Buffet

Revenge Porn

Revenge Porn

Orgy Masters 7

Orgy Masters 7

HUSTLER Busty Breast Exams

HUSTLER Busty Breast Exams

Batman V. Superman XXX

Batman V. Superman XXX

Creampies

Creampies

Featured Beavers

Jenny Jade

5 Photos

Private: Kim Nice

6 Photos

Natily Taylor

4 Photos

Sabrina

2 Photos

Betty Sage

3 Photos

Sabrina

2 Photos

Politics

The True Gospel On Immigration

About this fellow Jesus, who is the object of much commercial attention right now: If you care a whit about his moral teachings, you’ll share my beliefs regarding the...

Fracking Up Texas

It may be true, as they say, that everything is bigger in Texas—even the hypocrisy of the state’s elected Republican officials. It is so big that exposing these two-faced...
Asshole of the Month: Marco Rubio

Asshole of the Month: Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio is a fresh new face in the Republican Presidential sweepstakes, but despite the good looks and charming articulation—a Ricky Ricardo look-alike carefully tailored to siphon the Hispanic...