Batman V. Superman XXX

Look! Open your fly! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody! The latest offering from porn satirist Axel Braun is a rare example of an adult-movie spoof making its way to market before its source material, which isn’t due for release until March 2016. The timing prompts the question, does the parody stand on its own? The answer is, yes, it does—as will the viewer’s prick as he watches the events unfold. The tone, plot and production values are quite sturdy— almost as sturdy as any jerkoff’s joint will be as he watches redheaded enchantress Britney Amber cram the super-dick of Ryan Driller down her throat. After a fight scene with a gang of masked goons, Batman (portrayed with surly aplomb by Giovanni Francesco), loosens his utility belt for a romp with the wondrously skilled mouth and muff of Kleio Valentien, who brings an appropriately anarchic approach to her portrayal of Harley Quinn. Special mention goes to Brendon Miller’s version of the Joker, which could have come off like a pale, low-rent Halloween imitation of Heath Ledger in the hands of a lesser porn thespian. Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody will put a pocket full of kryptonite in the viewer’s pants.