Beth and Chuck were having dinner one evening when Chuck took his wife’s hand and said, “Soon we will be married 35 years, and there’s something I have to know. Have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
Beth replied, “I have to be honest, dear. I’ve been unfaithful three times but always for a good reason.”
Hurt by his wife’s confession, Chuck groaned, “I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ‘a good reason’?”