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Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

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Al walked into the living room and saw his girlfriend watching a cooking show. “Why are you watching that?” he asked. “You can’t cook!”

“Well,” she replied, “you watch porn.”

There was a young girl
named Mariah,
who succumbed to
her lover’s desire.
She said, “It’s a sin,
but now that it’s in,
could you shove it
a few inches higher?”