Tom had been dealing with premature-ejaculation issues for years. Finally he decided to see a doctor, who suggested, “When you feel like you’re about to ejaculate, try startling yourself.” So on his way home Tom stopped at a sporting-goods store and bought a starter pistol.
That night he and his wife had just started 69ing when suddenly Tom felt the urge to come. He quickly grabbed the gun and fired it into the ceiling. The next day he went back to the doctor and explained that he’d used a starter pistol to delay his climax.