An older gentleman had an appointment to see a urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. As he stepped up to the receptionist, he noticed that the woman looked like a Sumo wrestler. The fogey gave her his name, and she immediately said in a loud voice, “You’re here to see the doctor about impotence, right?”
Everyone else in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the new patient, who had a remarkably quick retort: “No, ma’am! I’ve come to inquire about a sex-change operation, but I don’t want the same doctor that did yours!”