Two priests were using the urinals in the Vatican when one looked down at the other’s penis and noticed there was a nicotine patch on it. So he turned to his fellow vicar and said, “I believe you’re supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not on your penis.”
“Hey, never you mind. It’s working just fine,” the second priest replied. “I’m down to two butts a day.”
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