Two men were chugging beers in the lounge of a hot pickup spot. “I don’t get it,” one complained. “Herb is butt-ugly, he has no taste in clothes, and he drives a 20-year-old car. Yet he always manages to go home with the most beautiful women here.”
“Yeah,” the other agreed. “And he’s not even a good conversationalist! All he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows.”