A man came home sporting a new pair of cowboy boots. He anticipated admiring compliments from his wife, but she appeared not to even notice. That same evening he marched into the bedroom naked except for the fancy footwear.
“It’s time you paid attention to what my dick is pointing at,” he said, striking a pose. Glancing down at his new boots, she shrugged and muttered, “It’s too bad you didn’t buy yourself a hat instead.”
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