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Terra Incognita

My craziest sex was a quickie with a rock star in a car parked in his folks' driveway.

About Terra Incognita

This “laid-back, funny and inquisitive” burlesque performer from Parma, Ohio, is a knitting, costume-making, vaudeville and hockey aficionada. Terra Incognita, 33, is also a killer in the grindhouse flick She Devils A Go Go. “I’m the she-devil who takes down a string of mostly male victims in a gory and campy fashion,” the 5-foot-4 punk-music diehard discloses. “I have a fully nude, girl-on-girl shower scene. Since you can’t steam up the camera lens, the water was ice cold! But my co-star and I quickly heated things up. She Devils A Go Go has gotten great reactions at filmfests.” Terra, whose fave bands are the Dwarves and 7 Seconds, also digs Jeopardy! But by letting it all hang out here, she won’t have to reply to our stabs with questions. What is that juicy crevice between your legs? “My pussy if I’m being sexy; my clown pocket if I’m being silly.” Do you diddle? “Yep, usually with a vibrator while watching porn.” Best way for a partner to induce an orgasm? “Oral please!” Wildest romp? “A quickie with a rock star in a car parked in his folks’ driveway.” Your most devilish desire? “Double penetration. I love anal.”

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