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HUSTLER Beaver Selena
I fantasize about making love with my beau on an inflatable raft floating down the Brazos River on a moonlit, summer night.

About Selena

This 22-year-old from Waco, Texas, wastes no time filling us in on her virtues. “I’m loyal, loving and brutally honest,” Selena boasts, “and those are the qualities I look for in a man. When I have a beau, I’ll please him anywhere and anytime. I have a big heart.” The 4-foot-11 cutie’s amorous playbook is big too. “I’m still straight,” Selena fesses up, “and my favorite position for fucking is doggy. I look amazing from behind, so it’s also a nice view for my partner, and I’m okay with anal a little bit. But what I love most is being eaten out and going down on a guy. I’ve been told I give really great blowjobs.” Selena’s asexual kicks include shopping, watching TV (primarily Dallas Cowboys games, Game of Thrones and Westworld) and grooving to hip-hop music. Before splitting, Selena gushes, “I’m a come-and-get-it kinda girl, and I hope your readers get turned on seeing me butt naked.” —Photos by Ron Neumann

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