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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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I always get my way, especially when I'm naked and wanna play.

About Scarlet

We’ve now figured out why the University of Alabama was college football’s 2009 and 2011 national champion and had a shot at defending its title as this issue went to press. Not just top-notch student-athletes. Look who’s rooting for ’em. “I’m a big Crimson Tide fan,” proclaims Scarlet, a waitress and “video game freak” by way of San Antonio, Texas. “I was a military daughter. I lived all over and grew up in ‘Bama.” Thanks to a watershed moment as a grown-up, the 5-foot-1 pixie decided to model in her birthday suit. “Playing Gears of War on Xbox Live naked broke the ice,” explains Scarlet, who’ll be turning 24 in May. “I’m definitely not a normal girl. I’m into ballet and painting, but I want to have sex all the time. I love giving head, riding a guy reverse cowgirl and trying new things like dressing up, role-playing and bondage.” How’s this for great service? “I’ve always wanted to be waitressing when a bunch of firefighters walk in, and I invite them to my place for an orgy. I’d have their hoses pumping!”

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