The last time Samatha graced us with her presence, a New Jersey vamp named Sabrina was all over her like a cheap suit. “I absolutely love being eaten out,” raves the 5-foot-8 medical receptionist from Clearwater, Florida. She’s also keen on playing football, roller-skating, watching Tosh.O and serving tasty meals that don’t entail chowing down on a vagina. “I’m a great wife because I’m an amazing chef, and I love cooking naked!” Samatha bellows. “My guy gets dinner and a show! You have to spice up your home life or it gets boring. That’s why I beg to be fucked in the ass at least twice a week. I’m a dirty girl, and I always get what I want!” Samatha, whose wildest fantasy is “role-playing as a horny vampire,” will be blowing out 22 candles in May. For putting on another peep show, without anyone impeding the view, we have a nice present: 250 smackers.
—Photos by Mahalos Chuck