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June 2024

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HUSTLER Beaver Misty Matrix


Misty Matrix

I may not be your cup of tea, but I’ll sure be your shot of whiskey! I’ve always wanted to give a pizza delivery guy a surprise threesome with me and another girl. My other fantasy is being in an orgy. I’ve never done that before!

About Misty Matrix

“When I first looked at a HUSTLER,” 21-year-old Misty Matrix recalls, “I became an instant fan. I thought all the girls were beautiful, and I wanted to be in the magazine myself.” As you can see, the Mankato, Minnesota, native’s dream has come true. “I’m sweet, flirty, seductive, frisky and bisexual,” the 5-foot-4 newbie tells us. “I love working out and keeping my body in the best condition possible. I also enjoy cooking and watching porn.” Misty has no interest in becoming the next Jenna Jameson, but she’s a true-blue sex goddess. “I used to work at a small lingerie store in my hometown,” Misty continues. “Now I have an awesome job where I take off my clothes and get very, very personal. I’m a legal courtesan at the Moonlite BunnyRanch [in Carson City, Nevada]. I may not be your cup of tea, but I’ll sure be your shot of whiskey! I love going down on men and learning positions that I’ve never tried before. But a lot of guys like doggy-style, which makes it my favorite as well because seeing them having a good time turns me on too.” Misty has one more revelation: “On my birthday I always like to have sex with someone new. It’s been a tradition of mine since high school.”



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