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July 2021

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HUSTLER Beaver Mia
My fantasy is putting on a sex show for a few people. That would be so exciting!

About Mia

This “fun, loving and bubbly” Los Angeles native was once a server at a pizza parlor and a hostess at a Mexican restaurant. Leaving Southern California behind, Mia, 32, now greets prospective customers in the parlor of northern Nevada’s Moonlite BunnyRanch, where the 5-foot-5 legal courtesan is a “very adventurous” hostess for those welcomed into her bedroom. Here’s a peek at Mia’s personal menu: “My hobbies are cooking, baking, dancing, ice-skating and rollerblading, and I enjoy listening to Esthero, Beyoncé and classic R&B music. I’m bi, and I love sex. I can have sex all day, and my best position is doggy-style, but I’m always open to trying new things. I do everything I can to please my partners, especially when giving a blowjob. I’m really good. It makes me feel supersexy when I have a cock in my mouth.” As the holiday season approaches, Mia fesses up, “I like to lie under the Christmas tree wearing a ribbon—and only a ribbon! And I make gingerbread cookies shaped into titties and cocks. Is that bad?” —Photos by Friend

Twitter: @MiaMichaels_NV

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