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HUSTLER Beaver Lisa Marie

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Lisa Marie

My fantasy is to come home and find my guy waiting for me in candlelight! It's always nice to be romanced.

About Lisa Marie

“I wanted to get out of my normal comfort zone and take a bold step,” professes this medical-field worker from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. But Lisa Marie, 23, might not be content to titillate only Beaver Hunt  peepers. “I’ve thought about testing out the topless laws in various cities,” the 5-foot-10 newbie explains. Lisa Marie—who tabs herself as “caring, spontaneous and blunt”—has definitely passed the great girlfriend test: “I always do things to make my boyfriend happy and push him to be his best. I bake some mean cupcakes, I can cook the perfect dinner, I’m a huge NASCAR fan, and I take care of business.” On that note, Lisa Marie discloses, “I’m straight, passionate, adventurous and loyal. Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead. I’m a genuine ginger with a ton of talents—and not just in the bedroom. I kick butt playing video games.” And, we’ll add, Lisa Marie digs the alt-rock band Imagine Dragons and songbirds Lindsey Stirling and Avril Lavigne.

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