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HUSTLER Beaver Lanai
I live every day as if it will be my last, especially if I'm in bed with someone very special.

About Lanai

“I am very romantic, passionate and mysterious,” professes Lanai, 46, who was born in Tahiti and has lived in Texas most of her life. “I am always happy, and I like trying different things. I was married to a man, and now I’m dating a wonderful woman who makes me feel seductive and beautiful. I used to be a topless dancer, and now I have a normal day job. I like to hike, ride bicycles, camp, fish, hunt and swim. Let’s just say I’m an outdoorsy woman. My first time experiencing sex was on a picnic table at a lake.”

The 5-foot-3 Waco resident is ballsy too. “My favorite sports are Roller Derby and ice hockey,” Lanai explains. “I like putting on skates and knocking opponents on their butts.” However, she relishes being knocked head over heels if sexual gratification is the goal. “What I love the most,” Lanai confides, “is being licked and sucked to the point of me squirting so much that I am drenched, my partner is drenched, and the bed is soaked from my cum.”

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