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HUSTLER Beaver Know Me


Know Me

I love my job. I can have sex in my ‘office’ and never be scared that I’ll get fired! Plus I know that at least two people are gonna come!

About Know Me

“I’m so excited to be receiving a check signed by Mr. Flynt,” proclaims Know Me, 37, from Cochise County, Arizona. “I will frame my legendary check! Plus I hope people come for me when they look at my photos and then come to the Moonlite BunnyRanch and really get to know me.” Yes, the former store manager and legal assistant is a courtesan at the northern Nevada bordello, and she’s totally dialed in. “I’m fun, wild, honest, shocking, fucking hilarious and totally perverted,” the 5-foot-8 “sexual athlete” fesses up. “I love role-play, being dominant and sucking dick better than anyone. One of my lovers calls me Know Me Blow Me with a 6th-degree black belt in mouth hugs. I call it smiling like a doughnut!” Fellatio isn‘t the only thing that makes her smile. “I’m into vintage Korn, collecting rocks, outdoors stuff, guns, knives and scary flicks,” Know Me explains. “But I also dig What About Bob?, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, 3000 Miles to Graceland and Gia. I guess everyone’s gonna know that I like watching nongushy love movies.” What about a fantasy, Know Me? “I want a guy or girl to surprise me with a sick, twisted sexual request,” the cinema buff replies. “I love pushing my boundaries!” —Photos by Friend


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