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June 2024

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Honey Haven

When I get fucked just right, I come hard, and my legs start to quiver as I squirt all over the place.

About Honey Haven

Spilling out of one of her “come-fuck-me dresses” is Honey Haven, 27, a “forceful, direct and totally uninhibited” loan officer from Clarksville, Tennessee. But being HUSTLER eye candy is just a hint of what she embodies: “My favorite pastimes are shopping; watching football, Vampire Diaries and Sons of Anarchy; getting naked whenever my husband wants to show me off; and lots of sex—with him mostly and a growing number of people.”

Honey is a wee 5-foot-0, but her fervor is towering. “I’m pretty sure I’ll hit triple digits before I’m 30,” she proudly predicts. “I’m great at everything sex-related, but number one would have to be sucking cock and eating pussy. I’ve never had a complaint.” Honey, who once “stripped naked and got frisky in a Jack in the Box drive-thru a little after midnight,” has an extra-ribald fantasy: “I would love to do professional porn. I’m already doing the same type of stuff for free, so why not get paid big money for it?”

—Photos by Husband


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