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Earthenne Essence

On my birthday I want to rent a hotel room, where I'll give my partner a strip show and then play the dominant role in bed.

About Earthenne Essence

We’ve found the perfect bell ringer for the new year’s first roundup. Earthenne Essence is a January birthday girl (she’ll be turning 22), hails from HUSTLER’s birth state and totally embraces nudity. “I love running naked through the woods and skinny-dipping in a creek or river,” proclaims the 5-foot-4 newbie from Mayfield Heights, Ohio. “And of course I’ve had sex in the great outdoors many times. I feel most at peace being in touch with the earth.” No wonder she’s into mushroom hunting, foraging, mycology (the study of fungi), herbology and botany. Earthenne goes on to reveal more of her essence: “I’m easygoing, laid-back, open-minded and not judgmental. I will move mountains for my loved ones and do anything to make them smile. I love a beautiful woman more than any man. I get off on being dominated, and a person in uniform really turns me on. I often fantasize about having sex with police officers and soldiers in uniform.” Earthenne, whose favorite flicks are Pan’s Labyrinth and End of Watch, muses on being observed by a worldwide audience: “I hope your readers like what they see. I think being five months pregnant has made me even sexier and hornier!”


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