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HUSTLER Beaver Diane Crystall


Diane Crystall

"I used to fantasize about having sex at a rock concert. Now I fantasize about being able to go to a jam-packed concert and just enjoy the hard-pounding music."

About Diane Crystall

The cry “Holy Toledo!” will be reverberating from coast to coast when followers of our Beaver colony eyeball Diane Crystall, 26, in her birthday suit. Born in Hungary, the 5-foot-9 skinmag rookie relocated to that Ohio city as a teenager, and she’s truly mesmerizing from front to back. “One of my boyfriends—I like variety in my sex life—told me about HUSTLER’s amateur section,” Diane recalls, “and I decided to explore nude modeling. Talk about being the center of attention! I hope every guy looking at me dreams about getting great head, licking my kitty and fucking my brains out!” Diane’s platonic interests include swimming, bicycling, working out and “any music I can shake my ass to,” but the coronavirus has changed her routine. “It’s lots of sex and Netflix these days,” Diane explains. “My favorite positions are on top, doggy and standing face-first against a wall. I’m a screamer, and I love anal sex, especially if it’s done nice and slow at first. Oh, yeah!”

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