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Desert Rose

I’d love to have sex with a well-known band member or do it with the whole band.

About Desert Rose

This “quirky and outgoing” redhead is a Las Vegas native who currently resides near Stagecoach, a low-key town in northern Nevada. As you can see, Desert Rose, 32, is far from low-key. “I thought it would be fun to be naked in a magazine,” raves the 5-foot-4 sewing and karaoke aficionada, who also makes beaded jewelry. “Being a longtime cashier, I’ve sold a lot of mags, mostly G-rated I must admit. I might be better suited working at a porn shop, not grocery stores.” When it’s time to play, Desert Rose is hotter than the Mojave: “I’m bi and seductive with a bit of aggressiveness. My favorite positions are doggy-style and being in a pretzel—both legs over my shoulders while my feet are behind my head so a partner can lick my pussy and fuck me.” Breaking news: Desert Rose, a fan of Metallica and Big Bang Theory, intends to sow her wild oats like never before: “Please check me out on Twitter,” she suggests. “Who knows? Maybe I’ll get to check out HUSTLER readers in my bedroom.”


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