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“I’m at that point in my life where I want to be naked in a men’s magazine before I get older,” declares Darla, 33, an “outgoing” sports-bar hostess from Charlotte, North Caro – lina. “I’m excited to be eye candy for all your readers.” When Darla was born, virtually all Beavers sported muffs, but her wispy pubes aren’t a salute to the good ol’ days. “I like my vagina slightly hairy to show I’m not prepubescent,” explains the 5-foot-2 “divorced but looking” newbie with “a great sense of humor.” Besides making people laugh, Darla digs The Big Bang Theory, snorkeling, popcorn, songbird Rihanna, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson flicks and being an “adventurous” paramour. Her motto? “I’ll try anything once or twice.” And since her hijinks are capped by “having sex in a crowded sports-bar bathroom during halftime of a football game,” we can conclude that Darla is keen on being banged anywhere. Here’s the clincher: “When I was a cheerleader in high school, I had a great time having the guys holding my ass. Now I’m all about getting fucked deep in the ass. I love having twice the orgasm!”
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