Amy Page

About Amy Page

February may be the Gregorian calendar’s shortest month, but it squeezes in Groundhog Day, Valentine’s Day, Presidents’ Day and Amy Page’s birthday. The 4-foot-11 denizen of Lafayette, Louisiana, will be blowing out 28 candles. “I’m nerdy, articulate, passionate, lowmaintenance, free-spirited and sometimes silly,” she rattles off. “My hobbies are painting, tweeting, playing video games and researching conspiracy theories online, but exploring the world of sex is my favorite activity.” Amy—a big fan of Radiohead, Doctor Who and butt plugs—is a salacious multitasker: “If I’m watching a TV show or movie with a guy, I’ll suck his dick and fuck the shit out of him before it’s over.” Amy’s amorous prowess is amazing: “When alone, I can come without touching myself. With a partner, I can keep going and going. My endurance is almost endless. And I love anal because it’s dirty and a little painful.” Amy, whose claims to fame include having sex on a live radio show and a threesome with a celebrity couple, has a ribald fantasy: “I want to seduce a dentist, with a touch of laughing gas to add to the fun.”