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HUSTLER Beaver Alessandra Noir

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Alessandra Noir

How would you like to say you banged me before I became a world-famous adult-film star?

About Alessandra Noir

“I wanted to be in HUSTLER ever since I watched The People vs. Larry Flynt,” says Alessandra Noir, 23, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. “It’s my favorite movie.” Now Beaver Hunt fans can watch the 5-foot-2 fresh face discard her duds, as well as get a peek at her persona, pleasures and naughty proclivities. “I’m shy at first,” Alessandra admits. “But once I open up, I’m bubbly, charming and funny.” Not to mention a whole lot of fun: “I love sex!” she asserts. “I’m straight, seductive and always horny. My tight pussy is very wet all day, every day, but I like letting the sexual tension slowly heat up when I’m with someone.” The dancing diehard—whose favorite songbirds are Britney Spears, Jhené Aiko and Nicki Minaj—has a well-tuned repertoire: “I love giving head and swallowing. I get really turned on when I give a guy a blow job and fucking doggy-style. I like anal a little bit too. I just started trying it. I’m ready for my most challenging fantasy: a five-man gangbang.” No wonder the bayou babe took a job at Carson City, Nevada’s Love Ranch North and has a backup ambition to boot. “When I become a world-famous adult-film star,” Alessandra vows, “I want to be able to say I polished all the tricks of the trade by practicing with my customer-lovers at a fantastic legal brothel.”

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