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January 2025

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XXX Road Trip!

For many adult-industry performers, the Los Angeles/Las Vegas commute is just part of the job. We hop in for a ride with Charlie Valentine and Kaiia Eve to find out how they make the most of the trek.

The remote-work revolution looks like it’s here to stay, but not everyone has the luxury of working from home full-time in their Disney princess pajamas (dream the dream…). Porn isn’t going to make itself, people!

Hard-working adult entertainers go to great lengths for their craft, both metaphorically and quite literally in terms of distance traveled. Truly, the road to success can be measured by the miles on a performer’s car odometer, and that’s a fact.

The Las Vegas to Los Angeles/Los Angeles to Las Vegas pipeline is a commute familiar to many, many performers who call both of these hubs home. There are all sorts of reasons why it makes more sense to live in one city and work in the other: rent, roots and the gas-to-revenue ratio, for starters.

Both ways, it’s a combined 540.6 miles and approximately 8.5 hours behind the wheel if you’re the type to observe posted speed limits. It’s not exactly a quick jaunt to the store and back; ergo, you gotta love your job if interstate travel is a prerequisite. For more on the “why” of it all and what passes for fun along the way (spoiler: titties!), HUSTLERMagazine.com spoke to real-life Baby Drivers Kaiia Eve and Charlie Valentine. Ladies, start your engines!

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Charlie Valentine 

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When she’s not busy shooting fire content or hanging out on the Strip, Vegas-born smokeshow (those bangs!) Charlie Valentine is happy and hydrated behind the wheel of her cramped yet fuel-efficient Italian coupe. Nevada is home, for now, but L.A. is not off the table—U-Haul, consider yourself on standby.

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