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December 2024

Featuring Ellie Nova
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Wait…Why?

Weighing the pros and cons of holding off on sex in a new relationship.

When we first meet someone special, someone that we connect with on a deeper level, it can be hard to keep those panties from hitting the floor—partly because the man won’t quit tugging on them. Raging hormones are constantly fighting to be unleashed, to spread the seed of seduction, and in as many positions as possible. 

However, there is a legion of lovers in the big, bad world who have delayed the diddling until they get to know each other a little better—inspired, perhaps, by the notion that it might be the secret to carving out a healthier, longer-lasting relationship. After all, the generations that came before them seemed to prioritize connection and commitment before gnawing at each other’s bodies like fully erect rats, so if it worked for the Polaroid generation, maybe there’s something to it. 

“I have a three-date rule—dinner out, no Netflix and chill or anything like that. If he can’t wait that long to get some, he’s not getting it at all.” 

Jamie

Couples might not wait until marriage to sneak a peek of what’s inside each other’s pants, but some are forgoing fornication for weeks and months as they cautiously proceed with their new relationship. Some women argue that keeping their snatches to themselves for a while is necessary to ensure that a man doesn’t intend to just run for the door the second he busts a nut. “I have a three-date rule—dinner out, no Netflix and chill or anything like that,” Jamie, 44, of Indiana, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “If he can’t wait that long to get some, he’s not getting it at all.” 

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