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December 2024

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Vacation Lays
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Vacation Lays

As if you need another reason to take some time off and book a trip, consider this—sex on sabbatical is so much hotter than what you get at home.

Going on vacation can be an incredibly freeing experience. Whether it’s a month-long retreat in Thailand or a little weekend getaway 100 miles from home, a certain sense of unhinged liberation starts rattling around in a traveler’s brain the moment the hotel key card is swiped at the door. Maybe this attitude emerges because a vacation is typically a time and place a person can remain anonymous. Nobody knows anyone else’s business, nor do they want to, which is a good thing—especially when the business at hand is having loads of the dirtiest, cum-guzzling, fill-every-available-orifice sex imaginable. 

Hordes of horndogs would swear on a stack of HUSTLERs that the romantic romps they have experienced on vacation are vastly superior to the average lays they’re getting at home. In fact, a new poll from Swedish sex toy company LELO finds that more than half of vacationers (52%) extol the virtues of those freaky furloughs, crediting spontaneity and excitement for generating higher levels of sexual satisfaction. 

Many people we spoke to on this matter are on the same page. “I took my wife to Mexico for our tenth anniversary and, I don’t know, maybe it was the heat, but she was much sluttier than usual,” Andreas, 39, of Sanborn, New York, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “We had so much sex that week that we didn’t want to leave.”

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